They’re very intimate. Must be why he’s single. Women can’t compete.I said it before, he’s got a special relationship with light.
Naw, that’s just him glowing.
They still can’t handle it. Get too close to him? His inner light blinds bitches.
I’d risk it. Hand me a pair of sunglasses and call me Stevie.
I wonder how bright his dick is.
Like a fucking light-saber. Star Wars-style.
MOTHER FUCKING HELL SHIT BALLS right when you think he can’t get any more attractive WHAM
he’s like a star, he shines by his own light
he is a vampire. i’m pretty sure
I think the evidence is mounting that he’s not actually human (in a fantastic, mindblowing way).