michiroon: jubblier: poesys: I usually hate street performers. Unless they’re good. Like this guy. Can I just uh…fly to this city so I can sit and watch him for hours? And then bring him a sandwich because I am poor and that’s all I can muster? Can I? Yes? fancy restauraunt my treat.
I'm a freak apparently...and this test seems to...
Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test … Freak- INFJ 27% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 33% Thinking, 73% Judging Well, well, well. How did someone like you end up with the least common personality type of them all? In a group of 100 Americans, only 0.5 others would be just like you. You really are one of a kind… In fact, I do believe that that’s one of the...
allsoundsasscreed: “Desmond’s not pregnant. At...
martinfreemans: nc-17 fic without explicit sex is the reason i have trust issues.
SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT!
Mass Effect fandom: Just like old times, hey, Commander?
Dragon Age fandom: Blood magic
Star Trek fandom: BEAM DOWN THE THREE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE ON THE SHIP AND ONE RED-SHIRT
Assassin's Creed fandom: FUCKING TEMPLARS.
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It...– Neil Gaiman (via jorrty)
Steal from the best. If you can’t think of a character for a story, think of...– Kurt Vonnegut, quoted in the excellent And So It Goes (via austinkleon)
nastymuthafucka: Gabriel Clark fucks Jake Bass Can I just say…how unbelievably beautiful both of these men are? Not just hot. Beautiful. In the way they interact, the way they move, they way they enjoy one another. Anyone who says that sex isn’t a beautiful thing simply because you’re not married or you’re of the same sex as your partner or that you do it for a...