December 2011
“Nobody tells an actor, ‘you’re playing a strong-minded man.’ We assume that men...”
– Meryl Streep, on being told that she often plays “strong-minded women.”
(via andyouhavetogivethemhope)
#god had a second child #her name is meryl streep
(via thequietworld)
“Here’s the thing: If you’re using the holiday season to go out of your way to be...”
– John Scalzi on The War on Christmas(tm)
imagine if you called a wrong number, and the...
probabilityofpsychosis:
molto-bene-on-my-pene:
xxcoolstorybroxx:
“Hi, Mom?” “No, this is Tom Felton” *DEAD*
OR IF A CELEBRITY CALLED A WRONG NUMBER, AND THE PERSON THEY CALLED WAS YOU.
-Hey, babe.
-Who’s this?
-Who’s this?
-Danny Wallace. Who’re you?
-dfghjkl;cvgbhjmk,l;\
OMG THAT ^
mysterycereal:
hoshaway:
like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts
they’re just sitting there
watching
i know who you are
Assassin's Spice
insieme-per-la-vittoria:
“Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster; and if you gaze into the...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via iratherthinkheknewanyway)
nhiwi:
4thjuly1996:
i don’t have ships
i have a fucking naval fleet
#more ships than the spanish armada
mumbly-mumbles:
“Learn the ways of the courtesans.”
Why was hooker Ezio the first thing I thought of?
